1. Easy way to eat cupcakes. Rip the bottom half of the cake off and stack it on top of the frosting. Cupcake sandwich. No more awkward, messy eating.
2. “Do not wear ties on casual Friday.”
3. “Stay jaded.”
4. DC has the #1 binge drinking per capita versus every other state in the US.
5. “Learning three things in DC in two weeks is already good. Stop learning so much.”