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Dream retention (#23).

I had a scary dream this afternoon. I got into an argument with my eight year old cousin. We were in the middle of a park and he was not listening to his elders again.

I was sick of him, so I pushed him. And he pushed back.

Now, you gotta understand that my cousin is overweight. He loves eating and it’s all he does.

So, in this dream, he was not only overweight, but extremely strong.

I tackled him onto the ground and he bench pressed me.

I tried wrestling him down again and failed miserably.

Woke up a few seconds later, heart pounding super fast.

This kid’s gotta start dieting.

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